Me: (Literally singing Shrimp's praises)
Emily: If you love your children half as much as you love your cat, you won't have any problems.
Me: (Listing the deaths, health problems, and accidents that have been happening weekly among our family and friends)
Pop: Welcome to my life. You realize this has been happening for years only you were too young for me to tell you most of it. (*Slight exaggeration)
Me: (Standing with a pained expression watching Mom's silly Fred MacMurry and Marion O'Hara sports/family feel good film)
Mom: Yes, this is what I have come to.
Me: (While correcting Beth's paper) Beth, you can't put "un-moral." There is no such thing! It's "immoral."
Beth: Heh heh.
Jeremy: (via text) You are a snee.
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