Text from my sister who lives in Northwestern Texas: "Got an oil change and a car wash. Got back in my car and it was playing country music. Shakes head."
My youngest sister describing her friend: "She reminds me of you actually. When people are doing silly or stupid things...she doesn't engage. She just sort of watches with a bemused smile on her face."
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, even though I am a lot younger than you, I haven't met anyone that I would consider being in a serious relationship with -- and I have MUCH lower standards than you!" ~ Anonymous
Me: "I'm not free on Friday. I have a movie date."
My friend K who charmingly but perplexingly persists in assuming that 92% of my male acquaintances ages 15-72 are secretly in love with me*: "OH!"
Me: "Don't get too excited. It's with a middle-aged man and his wife."
K: "Oh..."
My youngest sister describing her friend: "She reminds me of you actually. When people are doing silly or stupid things...she doesn't engage. She just sort of watches with a bemused smile on her face."
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, even though I am a lot younger than you, I haven't met anyone that I would consider being in a serious relationship with -- and I have MUCH lower standards than you!" ~ Anonymous
Me: "I'm not free on Friday. I have a movie date."
My friend K who charmingly but perplexingly persists in assuming that 92% of my male acquaintances ages 15-72 are secretly in love with me*: "OH!"
Me: "Don't get too excited. It's with a middle-aged man and his wife."
K: "Oh..."
*I know, I know, it's odd, right? But don't you wish she was YOUR friend too?
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I wonder who K could be...
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