Quotables IV

My coworker: "I am going to continue to drink wine until I see Jesus turn wine into water."

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Co-worker #6: "They sell Magnum bars at Vons now. They are no longer a novelty."

Co-worker #7: "More proof that God loves me! There's no more denying it."

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Co-worker #20 upon walking into another department and announcing his presence: "Hi, I’m here. I’m not invisible, although sometimes I doubt my own existence." 

(He was being matter-of-fact rather than humorous.)

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Me: There are some people who, I admit, the possibility of spending eternity with them is rather daunting.

Co-worker: Well, it’s not like you have to sit next to them in an assigned seat. Me, I’ll be out there surfing, to the glory of God.