November 26, 2012

Quoteables IX


"He commutes. You can't have a life if you commute. [Smoothly preempting my protests...] You're weird. Don't use yourself as an example." 
~ Co-worker #208




"What he lacked in face [while subconsciously swirling the ASL sign for "beauty"], he made up for with his sense of humor." 
~ Friend A, describing, of all men, a Jungle Cruise tour guide at Disneyland.



"Well, that makes sense. You're a whole soul. There's a bunch of you." 
~ Co-Worker #89 discussing using both the right and left sides of the brain (intuition and logic) in living out one's faith 
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"One of these days, I'm just going to go in there and tell them exactly how they are being hypocritical! ...But I'm too nice. It's the curse of the pastor's heart." ~ Anonymous
 

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