Quotables II

Beth: "Katie, I'm too tired to talk intelligently."

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Me: Noticing Jeremy's frequent glances towards a female wearing an exceptionally short, tight dress.

Me: "At the very least, can you not check out women in front of me, please?"

Jeremy: Gesturing towards another seat not in his line of vision, "Well, you could always move! That would solve the problem."

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Carlene: Describes Callen's frequent diaper blow-outs and then leaves the room to attend to one.

Richie: "Have you ever noticed that we're not supposed to talk about poop, but people do it all the time? It's not supposed to be out in the open, but we just find ways to talk about it. It's grassroots. It's like a silent movement."

--Pause of silence--

Richie: I just made a pun! Did you hear that? I made a pun!"

Me and Katie: "Yes, yes you did."

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A male visitor's response to an offering of a second helping of cake: "Well, thank you, but I have to watch my figure or no one else is going to."